Lance Armstrong Monologue: Lance Armstrong takes questions from the audience (Sheryl Crow, Fred Armisen). Iron Man: Lance Armstrong is great at the biking portion of a triathlon, but can't really run or swim (Seth Meyers, Chris Parnell, Finesse Mitchell). Weekend Update: Finesse on Rosa Parks: Finesse Mitchell talks about the legacy of Rosa Parks. Weekend Update: Scott Podsednik: White Soxer Podsednik talks about the World Series with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Carol on a Double Date: Lance Armstrong is enchanted by Carol (Horatio Sanz) (Amy Poehler, Jason Sudeikis).

Observe the Tour De France in its final stages as work continues on Lance Armstrong's Livestrong Bike. The deadline is looming and the team is struggling as they try to put the finishing touches on the exhaust system.

OCC visits Nike Headquarters in search of inspiration for their next project, a chopper tribute to six-time Tour De France Champion and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong and his Livestrong Foundation. Tune in to the twists and turns when fabrication begins.

Chad, 34, was once a pro-cyclist at the top of his game. After a difficult divorce by his parents and a troubled childhood that sent him to juvenile hall for nine months for felony arson, Chad needed direction. His father introduced him to cycling at age 15, and Chad had a natural gift. Chad went pro almost immediately and cycled on the same team as Lance Armstrong for the United Sates Postal Service. After getting kicked off the team for "personality conflicts", Chad was crushed. He started to dabble with drugs and alcohol while racing on smaller teams. As his drug use grew, his racing took a back seat until he quit altogether to do drugs full time. Chad is now homeless on the streets of Sacramento, California, panhandling, smoking crack cocaine, and drinking alcohol all day. He does not shower and he sleeps in a deserted lot. The only thing of value he owns is a beat up dirt bike that gets him around, from corner to corner, crack house to crack house. Chad's family can't believe their once successful

Host Joel McHale delivers his irreverent take on the latest celebrity, reality TV and pop culture news. This week, Joel breaks down Britney Spear's latest bad driving adventure, and gets an armful of Lance Armstrong's new arm candy. Plus, find out what your Chihuahua is watching! Also, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "The Today Show," "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila," "Dancing with the Stars" and other hot shows.

Growing up poor, Lance and his mother counted on each other to survive in Texas. The bike and other sports took Lance away from his troubles. From "Biography: Lance Armstrong."

Just when Lance was set to take on the biggest race of his career, tragedy struck with cancer quickly spreading throughout his body. Facing slim chances for survival, Lance beats the odds and shows why it's not about the bike. From "Biography: Lance Armstrong."

As Lance takes on cycling, two things become clear: his heart is perfectly constructed for the sport, but his attitude is not. The European cycling world is not used to loud-mouthed Texans. From "Biography: Lance Armstrong."

Lance Armstrong confesses his desire for success yet indifference to fame.

After graduating high school, Lance enters the world of professional cycling. However, the chance for greatness means saying goodbye to his mother. From "Biography: Lance Armstrong."