Staff Shake-ups Cold Opening: Wolf Blitzer (Chris Parnell) interviews the new members of the Bush White House staff, including Lindsay Lohan as a 17 year-old press secretary (Jason Sudeikis, Kristen Wiig). Commercial Parody: Coin Slot: Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Wiig sell moisturizer for the part of your butt that shows when you wear low-riding jeans. Chocolate Vesuvius: Diners who love their dessert (Lindsay Lohan, Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, Jason Sudeikis). Laser Cats: An SNL Digital Short. Andy Samberg and Bill Hader create what they believe is a brilliant film, that combines two things that guarantee a hit: Cats and Lasers. First Night Out: Three shy co-workers venture out to a bar (Lindsay Lohan, Kristen Wiig, Will Forte).

Episode 7 includes Jessica Simpson vs. Nick Lachey, 50 Cent vs. The Game, and Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay, Lindsay Lindsay! How quickly you've gained the reputation of "Hollywood's Most Feared Driver." You can't hide in Hideway Antiques forever.

Lindsay Lohan at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.

Lindsay Lohan outside Privilege in Los Angeles.

Lindsay Lohan got some photogs all hot and bothered yesterday afternoon -- by doing nothing but shopping.

After eating at The Ivy, Lindsay Lohan gives a quick jab at Paris Hilton. Lohan also had some armed police protection as she shopped at Maxfield.