Undercover FBI agent Frank Castle (Thomas Jane) is crushed when his wife and children are killed after accidentally witnessing a mafia hit. With nothing left to lose or to live for, Castle becomes "The Punisher" -- a one-man judge, jury and executioner who declares open season on criminals throughout America. Based on the Marvel Comics character, the film also stars John Travolta, Laura Harring, Samantha Mathis and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

When Jessie (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos) and Paul s (Greg Kinnear) eight year old son Adam is tragically killed on his birthday, Richard (Robert De Niro), a doctor on the forefront of genetic research, befriends his former student Jessie and her husband at the height of their mourning. He leads the couple in a desperate attempt to reverse the rules of nature and clone their son. The experiment is successful and under Richard s watchful eye, Adam grows into a healthy and happy young boy, until his 8th birthday, when the new Adam begins to suffer from night terrors and horrific flashbacks and a sinister new personality begins to emerge.

Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra, Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. Neve Campbell, Kate Moss vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Tyra Banks, Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie vs. Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Catrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis, Anna Kournikova vs. Elizabeth Hurley, Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos vs. Naomi Campbell, Halle Berry vs. Shannen Doherty

(TV-PG) Binny pays Nina a visit from the grave, and predicts that Nina will cheat on Simon.

(TV-PG) Maya takes matters into her own hands and it ends up biting her in the rear end.

Jon wants to get Rebecca Romijn-Stamos a Blockbuster membership.

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' new house used to be a whorehouse and comes with hooker ghosts.

John Stamos is stunned to learn that he can say shit on the shoe and Jon Stewart is stunned to learn that Stamos is married to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.

Mystique (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos) shows Nightcrawler (Alan Cumming) her special powers.