After writing a fictional article about a dinner with director Woody Allen, Maya must endure the criticism of her father and her coworkers. But she's delighted when someone claiming to be Allen calls to compliment her about the piece. However, when he drops by the office, Maya finds that the man who called is nothing more than an obsessed impostor trying to pass himself off as the famous director. Meanwhile, a mix-up has Nina giving Jack breath-freshener instead of eye drops. After getting to know the phony Woody Allen, Maya begins to enjoy his flattery and company. Taking his advice, she's even able to persuade Jack into letting her pursue an unpopular story idea. However, despite her delight in having the advice work, Maya is still taken aback to find Woody perched on her balcony when she arrives home from work. Meanwhile, Nina pledges to stand by Jack until his eyesight is restored. Despite warnings from Elliott, Maya decides to keep seeing Woody even though he's an impostor. However, after learning that h

Barbara Walters, Sam Donaldson, Ted Kopel and Dan Rather do a song and dance about the news media. Woody Allen reveals that he is not really Woody Allen. George Bush, in an effort to get into the spotlight, falls into a well. Fred finally rescues him, but his moment of glory is over shadowed by Sean Penn and Madonna's reported breakup. Sam Donaldson fantasizes about creating the perfect presidential candidate and turns Fred into a monster. Rich Hall visits D.C. Follies and shares his sniglets with the patrons.

The toys are back in town and ready to play once again on the big screen in Toy Story 2, the exciting sequel to the landmark 1995 animated blockbuster from Disney/Pixar. This comedy-adventure picks up as Andy heads off to Cowboy Camp leaving his toys to their own devices. Things shift into high gear when an obsessive toy collector named Al McWhiggin (Wayne Knight), owner of Al's Toy Barn, kidnaps Woody (Tom Hanks). At Al's apartment, Woody discovers that he is a highly valued collectible from a 1950s TV show called "Woody's Roundup," and he meets the other prized toys from that show - Jessie the cowgirl (Joan Cusack), Bullseye the horse and Stinky Pete the Prospector (Kelsey Grammer). Back at the scene of the crime, Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) and the gang from Andy's room -- Mr. Potato Head (Don Rickles), Slinky Dog (Jim Varney), Rex (Wallace Shawn) and Hamm (John Ratzenberger) -- spring into action to rescue their pal from winding up as a museum piece. The toys get into one predicament after another in thei

Jon Lovitz brings down the house when he does Woody Allen's famous "I shot a moose" monologue . . . as Woody Allen! Lovitz also reveals the origin of Master Thespian, and talks about his dramatic training.

Dot: Spelling Bee Dot uses magic and gum to win the National Spelling Bee Competition as her father watches in disbelief. Marvin Tikvah: Clubbing Sleazy Hollywood agent Marvin scouts potential na ve starlets at a Hollywood nightclub. Madvertising: M&Ms The Wizard of Oz's Dorothy confronts subversively larger-than-life M&M's. Letters to Lincoln "Morgan Freeman", "Ellen Degeneres", "John Madden", "Woody Allen", "Brad Garrett", "Jackie Chan", "Jackee" and "Shaq" read letters to and from Lincoln. Jovan Muskatelle: Eyewitness 2004 Jovan, a professional eyewitness, gives his "crazy as hell" description of a downtown riot. Flashbacks of his ancestors' accounts of famous events are also shown.

Woody Allen shares his views on gangsters in this clip from the TCM Original Documentary, Woody Allen: A Life in Film (2002), directed by film critic and author Richard Schickel.

Woody Allen shares his views on the creative process in this clip from Woody Allen: A Life in Film (2002), directed by Richard Schickel.

Woody Allen shares his views on New York City in a clip from the TCM Original Documentary, Woody Allen: A Life in Film (2002).

Woody Allen shares his views on directing in this clip from the TCM Original Documentary, Woody Allen: A Life in Film (2002), directed by film critic and author Richard Schickel.

Woody Allen shares his views on fame in this clip from the TCM Original Documentary, Woody Allen: A Life in Film (2002), directed by film critic and author Richard Schickel.