Ashton Kutcher hosts an all new SNL this week. Kutcher, best-known for starring as Michael Kelso in That 70s Show as well as creating the hit MTV prank show Punk'd returns for the third time as host. Featured sketches include: Patraeus Hearings Cold Open - Will, as General Patraeus, conducts hearings about the Iraq war, and interviews the Presidential candidates about the books they have written; Ashton walks around the studio during his monologue, showing the audience how he produces; Kenan, a nightclub bouncer, refuses entry to Ashton, but allows practically everyone else under the sun into his club; An SNL Digital Short: Daiquiri Girl - A music video featuring Andy, a gross singer who performs a lame song about a girl who drinks daiquiris; Kristen, as Jamie Lee Curtis, poops in her pants while doing a commercial for Acitivia yogurt; Weekend Update - this week, Seth and Amy welcome Kristen, as nervous travel expert Judy Grimes who blathers on while repeating "just kidding"; and Fred, as alternative c

Featured sketches include: Patraeus Hearings Cold Open - Will, as General Patraeus, conducts hearings about the Iraq war, and interviews the Presidential candidates about the books they have written; Ashton walks around the studio during his monologue, showing the audience how he "produces"; Kenan, a nightclub bouncer, refuses entry to Ashton, but allows practically everyone else under the sun into his club; An SNL Digital Short:Daiquiri Girl - A music video featuring Andy, a gross singer who performs a lame song about a girl who drinks daiquiris; Kristen, as Jamie Lee Curtis, poops in her pants while doing a commercial for Acitivia yogurt; Weekend Update - this week, Seth and Amy welcome Kristen, as nervous travel expert Judy Grimes who blathers on while repeating "just kidding"; and Fred, as alternative comic Nicholas Fehn who never completes his punchlines; Death by Chocolate #1 - Ashton plays a candy bar mascot who murders a hobo; The Mellow Show - Andy, as Jack Johnson, welcomes Bill, as Dave Matthews, a

Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher star in THE GUARDIAN, the powerful, action-packed drama that takes you inside the never-before-seen world of the elite Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers.

Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher star in THE GUARDIAN, the powerful, action-packed drama that takes you inside the never-before-seen world of the elite Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers.

Episode 2 includes Bono vs. Chris Martin, Ashton Kutcher vs. Bruce Willis, and James Gandolfini vs. Robert De Niro.

Away from the cameras, Ashton Kutcher is still a regular guy from Iowa.

Ashton Kutcher and wife Demi Moore find themselves dealing with an extremely aggressive celebrity media.

People often confuse Ashton Kutcher with the dim-witted character he played on "That's 70's Show"

Ashton & Demi for Obama

Season 33, Episode 10: Ashton Kutcher opens the show and goes backstage with notes