Comedy legend Joan Rivers takes the stage in a biting new one-woman show and tells it like it is to everyone from the old to the ugly in the original one-hour stand up special "Joan Rivers: Before Melissa Pulls the Plug." Pushing the envelope way too far as usual, Joan gives child-rearing tips and ponders on where she went wrong with Melissa. She also tells the women in the crowd how to land a good (rich) man and reveals some of the secrets of what it means to be an A-list Hollywood funny woman.

Celebrity Joan Rivers (herself), who is famous for having undergone many cosmetic surgeries, consults with the doctors. However, what Joan requests astonishes even Sean and Christian.

Celebrity JOAN RIVERS (herself), who is famous for having undergone many cosmetic surgeries, consults with the doctors. However, what Joan requests astonishes even Sean and Christian. Meanwhile, Sean, Christian and Julia learn the shocking truth about Ava (recurring guest star FAMKE JANSSEN)--and it's enough to destroy her life and devastate Matt forever. And Sean makes an agonizing decision on how to deal with The Carver. ALEC BALDWIN ("The Cooler") guest stars as Dr. Mercer Moore.

Celebrity JOAN RIVERS (herself), who is famous for having undergone many cosmetic surgeries, consults with the doctors. However, what Joan requests astonishes even Sean and Christian. Meanwhile, Sean, Christian and Julia learn the shocking truth about Ava (recurring guest star FAMKE JANSSEN)--and it's enough to destroy her life and devastate Matt forever. And Sean makes an agonizing decision on how to deal with The Carver. ALEC BALDWIN ("The Cooler") guest stars as Dr. Mercer Moore.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore vs. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, Eric and Julia Roberts vs. Donny and Marie Osmond, Bob and Jacob Dylan vs. Jerry and Ben Stiller, Charlie Sheen vs. Emilio Estevez, Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scott Wolf vs. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe, Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers, Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd, The Baldwin Brothers vs. The Wayans Brothers, Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley, Warren Beaty and Annette Bening vs. Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

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