Larry the Cable Guy is America's King of Comedy! He has sold millions of comedy albums and DVDs, and is a two-time Grammy nominee. He was part of the hugely successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour, which generated three hit movies, multi-platinum-selling soundtracks, DVDs, and a television show. Larry is a New York Times best-selling author and a movie star (Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Cars, and Delta Farce). Morning Constitutions was recorded live at the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis and features all-new material. This all-American superstar is going to entertain you with another installment of his hilarious observations and many more "Larryisms" that you can share with your friends and family. So sit back, relax and Git-R-Done!

At the helm of the Gangster Disciples, Larry "King" Hoover reigned as the notorious 1970s gang leader. Incarcerated for over thirty years, King Hoover advocates insist he is a friend to the people, not a violent criminal. As an imprisoned gang leader, King Hoover made a positive impact on other incarcerated gang members and began a long struggle to help reform underprivileged children. But is he a beacon of hope, a visionary delivering encouragement to an abandoned community or is he a ruthless gangster bent on once more taking over the streets of Chicago?

In the midst of some friendly horseplay on their "Flying R" ranch, the Range Busters, Crash Corrigan (Ray Corrigan), Dusty King (John King) and Alibi Terhune (Max Terhune), are sobered by the arrival of a buckboard bearing their old friend Larry Meadows (Forrest Taylor) and his niece Dorrie Willard (Nell O'Day). Meadows seeks their aid against a gang of outlaws terrorizing his town. Ernie Willard (Riley Hill as Roy Harris), Dorrie's brother, has been taken in by Tex Laughlin (Stanley Price) who is using the Willard ranch as an undercover for his real occupation as a member of a gang of outlaws led by Tim Douglas (Charles King), a supposed friend of the Willards.

Sopranos: A heavily edited episode of the Sopranos airs on the religious PAX television network. Survivor Cook Island: Survivor teams are grouped according to their race. TV Land Promo: Silence of the Lambs meets the Andy Griffith Show, Prince visits I Love Lucy, and the Honeymooners gets violent. CLOPS lll: Claymation parody of COPS includes a flashing Paddington Bear and a deranged, gun toting Pilsbury Dough Boy. Larry Lost: Larry King raves about the television series Lost with inappropriate one liners. Grey's Anatomy in the House: A parody that combines hospital dramas, Grey's Anatomy and House. Phantom of the Oprah: Oprah turns demonic and attacks her guest with a baseball bat. iPad: A parody of an iPod commercial featuring the new feminine product, iPad. Attitudes: A parody of a Korean soap opera. Coors Commercial: A parody of a Coors commercial that reveals the secret to its successful brew. Montel Chilliams: A parody of the Montel Williams show that features Montel getting stoned during an interview.

Hilary Clinton vs. Monica Lewinsky, Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley, Puck vs. John vs. Tamia vs. Jacinda, Don King vs. Donald Trump, Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt, Alfred Hitchcock vs. Steven Spielberg, Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates, Oliver Stone vs. Martin Scorsese, Colonel Harland Sanders vs. Dave Thomas, Stephen King vs. J.K. Rowling

Season 1, Episode 7: Perfectly matched body and mind - just awkward enough for Larry to feel right at home.

A laid-back health inspector's comfortable routine receives an unwelcome shake up when he's assigned the task of training his new rookie partner and investigating the outbreak of a mysterious illness at one of the city's most posh restraints in this no-holds-barred comedy starring Blue Collar standup king Larry the Cable Guy. It's all greasy spoons and low-rent ethnic eateries in the world of seasoned big-city health inspector Larry (Larry the Cable Guy), and that's just the way he likes it. After begrudgingly accepting the task of training by-the-books trainee Amy (Iris Bahr), Larry lands the biggest case of his career when a group of high-class diners fall ill following a particularly pricey meal. Though the gruff but lovable health inspector soon loses his job as a direct result of his questionable manners, he soon wins the heart of a shy waitress while attempting to go undercover to crack the case and ensure that the conspirators who engineered the poisonous plan are brought to justice. ~ Jason Buchanan,

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