The raunchy hosts discuss 'Star Wars' and porn with Luke Skywalker (a.k.a. Mark Hamill). Also, the guys learn the secrets of pro wrestling with WWE star Chris Jericho and do a drive-by at Chyna's place.

Having dinner in a restaurant, the aliens become disgruntled when the management moves them to another table, and gives their table to Mark Hamill. An irate Sally confronts Hamill and forcibly removes him from the table, which makes her an overnight celebrity in Rutherford. Just because someone s famous, it doesn t give them the right to walk all over people, Sally asserts. Dick deeply resents that Sally is in the spotlight as she is interviewed by the press and appears on talk shows. Mary explains Warhol s concept of 15 minutes of fame to Dick. Harry gets in the act by being Sally s fawning social secretary, while Sally starts displaying all the character traits of a self-absorbed celebrity. Dick decides that the only way he can have his turn in the limelight is to punch Mark Hamill out himself.

When The Joker returns to Gotham City to destroy former Batman Bruce Wayne, a new Dark Knight rescues his mentor and discovers the truth about a seemingly immortal villain. After a 40-year absence, The Joker (Mark Hamill) invades Bruce Wayne's (Kevin Conroy) estate, revealing his knowledge of Wayne's past secret identity. The Joker nearly kills his nemesis, but Batman, alias Terry McGinnis (Will Friedle), Wayne's prot g , saves Wayne's life--for now. Pressured by Terry to divulge the truth, Commissioner Gordon (Angie Harmon) retells the events of the night she witnessed the total annihilation of the psychopathic Joker. So how can the Clown Prince of Crime be alive? Will this inexperienced Batman meet The Joker's challenge? Bruce Wayne's life depends on it in the action-packed animated adventure Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker.

"Virtual Johnny" - Dragged to the toy store by Suzy, Johnny notices the new Biff Proton virtual reality game and opens it up. When he puts on the glasses, he immediately enters the virtual world, where he's Biff Proton and the toy store clerk is his sworn enemy, Lord Morlok (played by Mark Hamill). "Hold That Shmoe" - Johnny tears apart the attic to find a valuable old comic book and accidentally disturbs the ghost of his Uncle Lou, who rented the space from Mama in the 70s. When the grumpy Lou refuses to give Johnny the comic book, Johnny chases him into the afterlife, forcing Mama to go in after him. "Hunted!" - Mama loses Johnny in a poker game to Colonel Beauregard Fatman, who brings Johnny to his private island and releases him into the wild with the intention of hunting him down. Mama parachutes onto the island and saves Johnny in the nick of time, after realizing that there aren't nine Kings in a poker deck.

Released in 2006, the story is set in 1994 and The Handy Kaufmans, New Jersey's foremost underachieving rock band, are about to embark on one final tour. Either they make it big this time, or they resign themselves to a life of 9-to-5 mediocrity. Lee (CHRISTIAN CAMPBELL, Trick), their drummer, is a control freak and being pushed out by his retiring parents (MARK HAMILL, Star Wars; SALLY KIRKLAND, Anna). Donnie (J.P. PITOC, Trick, Six Feet Under), lead singer and compulsive lothario, and Big Frank (JAY LEGGETT, Ally McBeal), the incompetent but gold-hearted manager, are always causing trouble. Mike (SCOTT BURKHARDT), the chief songwriter, tries to emulate the tortured-artist lifestyle of the icons he idolizes. While their bassist, Jim (BRET DOMROSE, Dogstar), electrocutes himself in a drunken pissing contest, the band is joined by last-minute replacement Trixie (LARA BOYD RHODES, Lava Lounge), a wild beauty and bassist who sparks up Lee's dormant romantic instincts. Will they be able to overcome themselves in

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Mark Hamill followed Star Wars playing a high school student in search of his stolen car in Corvette Summer (1978).

Horror virtuoso John Carpenter hosts this goofy horror anthology, originally produced for Showtime as a gory stepchild of HBO's Tales from the Crypt series. Playing an emaciated, eye-rolling coroner, John introduces the audience to a triptych of creepy vignettes in the EC horror-comics mode while paddling about in the guts of assorted cadavers and cracking jokes more gag-inducing than anything oozing on the slab. Two of the stories are directed by Carpenter himself: The Gas Station is a retread (pun intended) of Halloween-style scare tactics as a pretty gas-station attendant watches various oddballs pass by her window after hearing that an escaped killer is on the loose; Hair is a morbid, hilarious look at man's obsession with his own virility in which Stacy Keach turns to a bizarre hair-growth clinic (run by David Warner & Debbie Harry) which promises instant results, but at a horrific price. The third segment, directed by Tobe Hooper, involves a baseball player (Mark Hamill) who receives an eye transplant a

Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress (original Japanese title: Kakushi Toride No San Akunin) stars Minoru Chiaki and Kamatari Fujiwara as a pair of misfit soldiers. Running from the enemy after a disastrous defeat, the two soldiers fall in with general Toshiro Mifune, who is in search of a huge cache of gold. Mifune is also desirous of freeing princess-in-exile Misa Uehara from the clutches of the evil victorious army. Several large and small battles ensue before Mifune can realize his goal. If the plot of Hidden Fortress sounds vaguely familiar to you, try this exercise: substitute two robots for Chiaki and Fujiwara, Mark Hamill for Mifune, and Carrie Fisher for Uehara. George Lucas himself admitted that Hidden Fortress was a principal inspiration for his Star Wars saga; stretching the point farther, both Hidden Fortress and Star Wars had their roots in John Ford's The Searchers. Originally released in a 137-minute form, The Hidden Fortress was sliced to ribbons by its American distributors, and only recent