George W. Bush Cold Opening: The President (Will Forte) talks about the Dubai Ports issue and Dick Cheney?s (Darrell Hammond) hunting accident. Natalie Portman Monologue: Natalie answers questions from Star Wars fans (Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis). The Needlers: Fertility Clinic: The couple that should be divorced wants to have a baby (Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, Natalie Portman). Natalie Rap: An SNL Digital Short. Natalie Portman raps about her life (Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell, Seth Meyers). Weekend Update: Kenan's Fashion Show: Kenan Thompson introduces his line of fashions for male black comedians who dress like women (Finesse Mitchell, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler).

Jay heads over to the dark side to help a Goth girl lighten up her gloomy image. Thirty-year-old Darbi Gwynn has been stuck in a black rut for the last 15 years--but now it's time for her to grow up and step into the fashion spotlight. With Natalie Portman as her inspiration, she hopes to get a more mature-yet-edgy, sophisticated style that will help her boost not only her career, but also her quality of life! But can Jay help this tough cookie uncover her softer side without stripping her of her signature style? Or will cleaning up her act be more than he and his team can handle?

Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman and Danny Aiello star in Leon: The Professional, a go-for-broke thriller about a professional assassin whose work becomes dangerously personal. Calling himself a "cleaner", the mysterious Leon (Reno) is New York's top hitman. When his next-door neighbors are murdered, Leon becomes the unwilling guardian of the family's sole survivor - 12-year-old Mathilda (Natalie Portman), but Mathilda doesn't just want protection; she wants revenge. Training her in the deadly tricks of his trade, Leon helps her track the psychotic agent (Oldman) who murdered her family.

Academy Award nominees Natalie Portman and Javier Bardem star in two-time Academy Award winning director Milos Forman's thrilling new romantic drama! Goya's Ghosts is a sweeping historical epic, told through the eyes of celebrated Spanish painter Francisco Goya (Skarsgard). Set against the backdrop of political turmoil at the end of the Spanish Inquisition and start of the invasion of Spain by Napoleon's army, the film captures the essence and beauty of Goya's work which is best known for both the colorful depictions of the royal court and its people, and his grim depictions of the brutality of war and life in 18th century Spain. When Goya's beautiful muse (Portman) is accused of being a heretic, renowned painter Francisco Goya (Skarsgard) must convince his old friend Lorenzo (Bardem), a power-hungry monk and leader of the Spanish Inquisition, to spare her life.

Academy Award nominees Natalie Portman and Javier Bardem star in two-time Academy Award winning director Milos Forman's thrilling new romantic drama! Goya's Ghosts is a sweeping historical epic, told through the eyes of celebrated Spanish painter Francisco Goya (Skarsgard). Set against the backdrop of political turmoil at the end of the Spanish Inquisition and start of the invasion of Spain by Napoleon's army, the film captures the essence and beauty of Goya's work which is best known for both the colorful depictions of the royal court and its people, and his grim depictions of the brutality of war and life in 18th century Spain. When Goya's beautiful muse (Portman) is accused of being a heretic, renowned painter Francisco Goya (Skarsgard) must convince his old friend Lorenzo (Bardem), a power-hungry monk and leader of the Spanish Inquisition, to spare her life.

Natalie Portman has unveiled her new, trendy vegan shoe line where no animals were harmed in the production of her shoes. Access has your first look.

Natalie Portman and Jon discuss death metal and harsh German accents.

Jon celebrates Natalie Portman's final high school exams with a barrage of pop quiz questions.

According to Natalie Portman, young women are the smallest population not to vote, and Jon didn't know that.

Isaac gets a tour of Coach's workshop, and recruits them to custom design a purse for guest Natalie Portman.