As a result of all his hard work on Beverly Hills Gun Club, screenwriter Adam Rafkin has been hospitalized with pneumonia. To help cheer him up, Peter arrives with their film?s new leading man, action film legend Cole Ricardi. However, Adam?s recovery is set back when Cole reveals the changes he wants in the script. Meanwhile, Co-Executive Producer Dick Black complains about casting the aging Ricardi as the lead in their new film. After Peter persuades Dick that there?s no better person for the part, Cole makes a late night visit to announce that he?s gay. While Cole insists that the time has come for him to make his homosexuality public, Peter warns that it could damage the film?s prospects at the box office. To persuade Cole to reconsider, he claims to be a closet homosexual, too. And after Peter is forced to prove it, stress causes Adam to have a stroke. As Peter struggles to keep anyone from learning about his homosexual experience.

When Stuart suggests that actress Reagan Lauren Busch star in their new picture, Peter agrees and asks for an audition. However, wanting to be a player in his own right, Stuart insists that she is given the part and that he be allowed to make the deal. Meanwhile, though continuing to provide Peter with all the sex he can handle, Wendy decides to stop charging him each and every time. After Holden Van Dorn assures Peter that he's got his drug use under control, Reagan arrives for the first script reading fifty pounds overweight. Told that Stuart never actually saw her before signing the contract, Peter insists that he either fire the actress or make sure she's in shape by the time they start shooting. But once the reading gets underway, Peter discovers that Holden's drug problem is far from being conquered. Meanwhile, as Wendy starts treating Peter more like a boyfriend and less like a customer, Adam is pepper sprayed by a vigila in an effort to see that Holden passes his insurance physical. And to make sure R

Following his death from a heart attack, Peter comes face to face with God. When his promise to be a nicer person allows him to negotiate a deal, Peter returns to life to finish Beverly Hills Gun Club. Coming back to find his ex-wife Jane reading his will in his hospital room, he does his best to make good on the promise. And after recuperating for two weeks, Peter returns to work where Stuart, Jenny and Titus have held things together in his absence. Back on the set, Peter's first act is to find a well-endowed actress to play Reagan's sister. But when none of Jenny's candidates measure up, he orders Stuart to continue looking for as long as it takes. Meanwhile, as Peter faces another stressful incident when Titus dies from a drug overdose, his promise to be good forces him into birthing classes with Jane. With Stuart and Lonnie in tow, Peter finds Titus floating in the pool as his wife and Holden look on. Realizing that the problem could sink the picture, Peter pays publicist and troubleshooter Connie Hunt f

Peter Dragon, a successful producer with a series of box office hits to his credit, is used to having things his way in the "dog eat dog" world of Hollywood. As a result, everyone from high-powered studio executives to actors and writers must bow before him as they fight for a piece of his projects. However, his latest film, Slow Torture, is headed for a disastrous opening and Peter knows it. To make matters worse, he soon discovers that his head of production, Stuart Glazer, has mistakenly paid $250,000 for screenwriter Adam Rifkin's latest script. As he nervously makes his way to the Slow Torture premiere with Lonnie, his absent-minded uncle who serves as both a bodyguard and chauffeur, Peter has an accident with a prostitute. Worried about being sued because of the mishap, he invites her to the premiere, where he discovers that she's Wendy Ward, a former childhood television star whose career was cut short by drugs. Meanwhile, in the wake of Slow Torture's disastrous opening, Peter's lucrative deal for its

During a meeting at the studio, Stuart recommends Neil Patrick Harris for the lead in Beverly Hills Gun Club, while Bobby has his mind set on James Van Der Beek. When Van der Beek?s unavailability leads Wendy to recommend Holden Van Dorn, Peter suggests either Leonardo DiCaprio or Scott Wolf. But after the diminutive Wolf is dismissed as being too short and skateboarding legend Tony Hawk turns down the role for his friend DiCaprio, Peter is left to pursue Van Dorn. Meanwhile, as Peter is offered a million dollars to use the new film to sell tobacco to minors, a suspicious mole raises his concerns about cancer. With Van Dorn in an Arizona rehab clinic, Peter checks himself in to meet with the troubled young movie star. After promising to keep him away from drugs and alcohol if he?ll take the part, Peter asks Adam to keep an eye on Van Dorn. Although Adam is in the middle of caring for his dying grandfather, Peter won?t take no for an answer. During a visit to the hospital, Van Dorn persuades Adam to run out fo

Reagan's reluctance to do nude scenes forces Peter into negotiations with her agent and uncle, Bernie Beckerman. But after carefully crafting an agreement that stipulates just how much of Reagan's body filmgoers will be allowed to see, Bernie then turns around and lets Peter do whatever he pleases in exchange for $100,000. Meanwhile, during dinner with Jenny, Peter spots Stuart interviewing for a new job. And after graciously handling their encounter at the restaurant, back at the office Peter lambastes Stuart for being disloyal. While Peter says he'll do whatever it takes to keep him at DragonFire, he balks at having dinner with Stuart and his companion, Julian. But after Peter diffuses one crisis with an offer to have the gay couple over for dinner at his house, Adam creates another when he demands an additional $100,000 for his rewrites. So in order to keep from shelling out any more cash, Peter makes him a co-producer. Meanwhile, Reagan threatens to derail the picture over Holden's lackluster sexual perfo

While showing Adam the ropes at a popular Hollywood singles bar, Peter offers to buy Jenny Johnson a drink. Though expecting her to be just another mindless sexual conquest, Peter is immediately taken with Jenny?s intelligence and wit, so much so that he offers her a job. And even though Wendy doesn?t want an assistant, Peter refuses to take no for an answer. Meanwhile, a misunderstanding spawns a rumor about a sex act with a frog that landed Peter in a hospital emergency room. Though he didn?t promise Jenny the job in exchange for sex, Peter doesn?t hesitate to seduce her once she?s hired. But after Wendy catches them in bed, Peter has no choice but to fire Jenny who, upon losing her job, doesn?t hesitate to start spreading news about Holden Van Dorn?s sexual conquests on the set of Beverly Hills Gun Club. Meanwhile, after his new movie business insider status lands him a date with a beautiful studio assistant, Adam adds fuel to the rumor about Peter and the frog. And following a date to discuss the baby the

During his Capitol Hill testimony on film violence, Peter goes out of his way to antagonize the panel?s conservative senators. As a result, Bobby insists that he begin the process of recanting his provocative remarks by putting his fate in the hands of publicist Connie Hunt. Meanwhile, after being enticed by a seductive offer from Marty Jordan, Adam reconsiders a longtime relationship with his elderly agent, Irwin Klein. At Connie?s insistence, Peter agrees to temper the effects of his testimony with a series of charitable deeds. While he would rather just write a check for a good cause, he is forced to make a highly public appearance at a recreation center to announce his new camp for children with German measles. Meanwhile, after realizing that Irwin hasn?t got a clue about today?s Hollywood, Adam decides that changing agents might be for the best. And to make sure that Adam signs with his agency, Marty sends a high price prostitute to woo him. Following a major gaffe during his rec center appearance, Peter

As he welcomes his daughter Georgia to the office on "Take Your Daughter to Work Day," Peter looks for someone to direct Beverly Hills Gun Club. After being turned down by a pair of twenty-two year-old twins whose hot new film is the talk of Hollywood, Peter sends Stuart and Wendy in search of elusive Oscar winner Titus Scroad. In the meantime, he continues to interview candidates including a Chinese action film director with no understanding of English and an aging director whose agent tries passing off as a much younger man. As Peter assigns Adam to help Georgia with her homework, Wendy tracks down Titus for a meeting with their star, Holden Van Dorn. While Peter finds he has to be careful around the macho director, he is encouraged after seeing just how well Titus understands Holden's substance abuse problem. Once he finishes with Georgia's assignment, Adam is sent to Alaska where Titus has gone to hunt bear. While Peter is attending to Georgia, Momo Shabong arrives in a panic. Told that Momo's father is a

After suffering a heart attack on the first day of shooting Beverly Hills Gun Club, Peter uses the ambulance ride to recount just how it happened. Arriving on the set to discover actress Reagan Busch secretly eating the donuts that led to her having a weight problem, Peter immediately faced a delay caused by a bird on the soundstage. However, his problems were only just beginning. For after director Titus Scroad took matters into his own hands and shot the bird, Peter was fined for killing an animal by the Screen Actor?s Guild. Meanwhile, Wendy?s new assistant, Jenny, uses every opportunity to look good at Stuart?s expense. After dealing with Holden?s complaint about a codpiece that is smaller than the one worn by his co-star, everyone is ready to begin the first shot. However, when Reagan comes down with stage fright, Peter chases her all the way back to her trailer and begs her to return to the set. But before she?ll come back, Reagan insists that everyone on the crew turn their backs so they cannot watch W