Corey gets his ear pierced, but his new girlfriend ends up getting her braces stuck on his earring when they try to kiss. Kirk pretends to be Phoebe's date at her dance after her date ditches her for another girl. Danielle Fishel (TV's "Boy Meets World")

Kirk finally gets a date with Elizabeth the same night that he promised Russell he'd attend his school play.

Corey gets a better score than Phoebe on a placement test, which doesn't sit well with Phoebe who thinks she is the smartest.

Kirk enters a contest where he has to create a new comic book hero.

Russell has a crush on his teacher. She asks for Kirk's advice and invites him to lunch which angers Russell.

Kirk must explain the birds and the bees to Russell after he thinks he got a girl pregnant by kissing her.

The Hartman bowling team has made it to the semifinals of the local championship, but Sally has to drop out due to a bad back and Elizabeth, who's terrible at bowling, takes her place.

Kirk feels guilty after he accidentally opens and destroys a letter to Elizabeth from her ex-boyfriend.

Phoebe asks Elizabeth's help in buying a bra, but Kirk decided he's man enough to handle this responsibility himself.

Corey gets a job at the hospital, where Kirk accidentally pulls the plug on a patient.